~Audience clapping and whistling!~
Host enters with a bright smile with a flashy blue suit with glittery and bling-ed teeth.
-Welcome.. WELCOME!.. To our shooow: Behind the Avataaaar!!! Today we have a special guest! Now let`s meet with Porter Gaffer famed as the most disgusting avatar!
Porter Gaffer or let`s call him Nick West has been an active resident of Second Life since 2006. He discovered roleplay and started his roleplaying career soon after his rezz date; he was known as : Vincent that time. In time he changed various alts ; an alt is something called "alternate account". Some people like to keep it a secret while some don`t. What a marvelous great trick to lie when you need it right?
Now Let`s take a closer look of who is : Nick West.
Nick West; the person behind the avatar is an oldboy in his 31. He is living in Bristol and working in a company called Northcliffe Media Recruitment Solutions as Recruitment Contact Centre Manager!. Now I can sense you! Audience! Already thinking what a good job right? Of course ... maybe? Well Nick or Porter choose one to call him always liked to complain about his own work; but who doesn`t bitch about their boss regularly right? ~ Laughters~ Especially when it becomes Tuesdays Nick says he is overloaded with work because Tuesdays are his deadlines. But interesting observation that he likes to hang out in Second Life till 3 am in the morning every day rather than working on his deadline. What an entertaining mate eh?
Besides work; let`s talk about juicy details of his love life!. Nick West or Porter Gaffer says that he has an imaginary girlfriend named : Becky. Hello Becky! How is Casper doing? ~ Laughter ~ Porter Nick likes to lie about his non love life to attract more females to his fake character ; he is specializing in, making up stories about his non existent real life and social circle. Alright.. Now drum-roll please.. I can sense audience! I can sense you want me to tell you about his sex life! Well you guessed it right; the juicy details of the secret real sex life of Nick West Porter Gaffer. It is NONE. Nick Porter also specializes in lying to different kind of females in second life and try to get inside their panties in cam or voice. So you you! Don`t be surprised if he sends you a picture of his male organ with a lush red background or even start satisfying himself while you are in the middle of a conversation with him in voice. What a naughty oldboy eh mates?
Now let`s focus on something else. Roleplay! We all know that Porter Nick likes to roleplay. Let`s look into that more deeply. What kind of roleplays he like to do? Well according to Porter Nick he liked to go into a roleplay sim; stick around for sometime till a hot female ~whistle~ approaches to roleplay with him or his hawk like eyes find someone naive so that he can easily lie about himself. Then after a few lines thrown for good measure; he teleports out from that roleplay sim and goes to his own skybox to teleport that poor naive female into his web of lies. Not! Joking; I meant his skybox ; The kingdom of lies where himself is the naked king and seeks for a naked queen.. What happens after that is no secret to you audience as you can already guess!. He likes to give him a good sense of HARD sexual roleplay. Do not be surprised if his posts are not big, long or detailed as before. That is him masturbating for you in front of his computer with his chubby fingers and his so called " 8 inch " tool. After he reaches his mountain of Everest; he will scratch his beer belly and almost balding head before getting a smoke. Poor Porter Nick; he is under a lot of stress.. It is normal for him to lose a few hair and get some belly since he doesn`t go anywhere else but lives in front of his computer in every possible free time he can get (which is all his time). During this time he will make sure to feed you with lies like this to glorify your IM box; " I am addicted to our roleplay " , " God you are so addictive girl; you make me want to forget sleep and roleplay with you all night long", " I will own your pu**y ", " These holes are mine" , " I will destroy your ass " , " Let me cup that c*nt" , " Why are you this addicting? " These words are the best words that he tells everyone and lies to make them look 'special' while he says exact same words to everyone Audiance. Or he posts the very same things to everyone he roleplays with in exact same style! So do not mix these some roleplay with yours with wide eyes " These looks like the same copy of the roleplay we had before!" if you see him roleplay with someone else other than you and when he was saying that your sex roleplay arouses him so much he wants to see you on cam; cause he is saying those to everyone to make them feel special! That is his biggest mission do not forget! How magical his keyboard should be to give birth to all these lies; think about the stained work of art with his own waves of cum. On an another note we have to tell our audience that how he is passionate about writing and playing his second and real fake life at the same time. Like how he hates his real life and completely roleplays another person in second life; as a whole. He made an imaginary Nick Porter and plays that out perfectly fine and tell lies to everyone else about his life and what kind of a person he is in nature. Also for Nick Porter Roleplay is almost equal to real life; so you guessed it right! If he has any romantically relationships with you in roleplay he will try hard to make it in real life as well. But let`s get into that deeper a little bit later huh?
Also Nick Porter doesn`t like to interact with his same sex. He says he has no friends and he cusses out about EVERY SINGLE male in the roleplay sims he likes to visit and use as his own red light district. Some call him as homophobic; some as coward. That is open for argument but why I have a feeling that he must be actually a coward ? Have to be because Nick Porter doesn`t have the balls to do anything against a REAL MAN?.. ~ Laughter and claps ~
Now ; I am sure our audience wants to know what kind of a man he likes to Portray since he can`t be one?
Here is a selection of what he steals as original ideas from popular culture to play out like he is THAT guy!
-First of all ~ drumroll ~ MEL GIBSON! From his hit movie Payback dating back to 1999. Here is a link to that inspiring Porter Gaffer character that he stole: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120784/
- Second ~ drumroll ~ MICHEAL CAINE! From the oldie but goldie movie Get Carter - 1971. This is the link of that marvelous role he stole and tried to roleplay as Carter H. : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067128/
- Third ~ drumroll~ TOBY KEBBELL as the " Rockstar Johnny " that he again stole to play his avatar Dylon B. from the movie RocknRolla dating 2008 : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032755/
There are more my dear audience; we can give you a glimpse of the Frenchman Porter likes to Play as an avatar named Guy G.; as well as Kruger B.; Vincent L. and many more ! many many more mates!
I know.. I know.. I promised to tell more about his juicy love life right?
Alright Audience; let`s get to it then.
Nick Porter was kind enough to share us his secret to trick females to his web of lies made of fake love and trust. It is known that in the last few years he had a lot of relationships that he wanted to keep super secret from everyone else saying the rumor mill shouldn`t be nurtured by their "love affair". Of course Audience that is a,lie; he wanted to keep them hidden so his other lovers wouldn`t find out who he has been two-three-four-five-six timing them at the same time. Nick Porter managed to have affairs with 7 woman at least in the last few years! These woman profiles varies from 23 to 45 in age and from divorced to married; married to single in their martial status as well as having children. One has to wonder why he is trying so hard to find a relationship in a fake world this much; maybe his mother didn`t give enough love to him? Who knows.. Now let`s take a look at this secret recipe to find and have fake relationships in second life from his dreadful and malicious eyes:
1- Approach them in roleplay. Always approach them in roleplay. Do not ever make them see what you are in real life. You know you are balding and getting fatter each day with your belly. They will never like it! Make sure they are attracted to some character that you stole from popular movies. Make those characters handsome and fake dominant so they can`t say no to you. And always LIE, aboit everything. From your so called real life to when you are going AFK, about your relationships with everyone.
2- Complain! Complain how many woman are after you. Lie to them that they are stalking you, pestering you so that females will feel more affectionate about you and they will feel protective over you. This also gets your chance to take them to bed higher because they think you are a playboy. Talk behind your lovers or ex lovers all the time. Tell that they are stalking you and ranting you all the time. Make your current love interest hate and despise the other females they you try to wipe under the carpet. Back-stab both your lover and your ex-lover at the same time to tell them whatever they want to hear. Make them hate each other passionately so they will never speak to each other personally. Now you don`t want your lies to surface right? This is important; you want to get rid of them but they won`t leave you at all! They want to possess you but you can`t be theirs! You are an oldboy that seeks for a flower that can tame him for better. Even if it is a lie.
3- In the first couple of months always send them messages; give them your work e-mail; your work phone number. Send them mails in the middle of day and ask for them to send you mails everyday. Send them fake roses or chocolates even if you are not living in the same country. Those flowers or chocolates of course will never reach them cause you actually never sent them! But they won`t know that! You have to curse out to the cargo company everyday for not delivering your beautiful nonexistent gifts you send to them. This will make it more believable and make them wait in anticipation a perfect way to make them look stupid!
4- Tell them that you love them first. Make sure you say this with a " You are the only one for me" vibe. Tell them that " You are the only one that I ever got this deeply involved " BUT of course this is a lie; cause you already had countless of female friends before them. But the best part is that they will never know that and believe you foolishly!
5- You got them in your web of lies. Good work. Now you have them... You can slowly move away from them. Start with telling lies that your mother is sick and you need to take care of her in hospital. Then exceed and tell them how much you are working your ass off and curse about your boss ; to make a decent living. If you are a good liar they won`t start asking much questions; they will complain about you are neglecting them but this is not the point and who cares? In that case tell them that they deserve much better than you. they do in reality but that is also not the case. Continue to feed them with lies and more lies. Make up a story about your tough childhood where you left your family and how loveless your parents were towards you.
6- It is time to discover another ripe female that you can suck life out from. While you lie to your already ex in your eyes that you are sick and you can`t get online; jump into one of your alt accounts that you had in pocket for a while and stole another character from popular movies to play as and use that to catch more females while your lover is thinking you are vulnerable and need to work so hard that you can`t help but stay out of secondlife. If you didn`t do this yet now it is the time; Stop answering their emails and stop answering their calls or text messages. If you can; cancel your phone line and get a new one. This is essential. Tell them that you LOST your phone. This will make sure now they can`t reach you at all. Act like AFK or Busy if they try to reach you as well. Make childish, simple and stupid excuses if you ever got into an argument and thgreaten them that you can`t handle them anymore.
7- Drag as long as you can till they give up and leave you. Tell them that you will visit them every 2 weeks even though you will never going to do it. That will make take care of them for a while.. at least 12 months so to speak. Because let`s face it; you are not man enough to tell them you never loved them and it was all done out of a whim and you never valued any moment you had with them nor any memories. Not that you care. You already found some other hot chick ~ whistle ~ and while they feel sad and cry over you for days and nights; you are busy to fuckie fuck your new chick in your skybox kingdom of lies.; if she is stupid and hungry enough for a d*ck to not ask questions that a clever woman would do. Also once you are done with them ; make sure you keep them under your pocket as a 'friend'. This way they will be stupid enough to call you a great friend while you still talk bad stuff behind their back and tell how crazy they are. Contact them; send messages saying you don`t have any bad feelings towards them; they will fall into this trap while you secure your fake position you created in fake society.
PS: Try to stay away from clever women as much as you can. They will sense your lies and betrayal one day sooner or later and will make you look like a douche,fat ass and stupid. Which is true all the way down; but that is not the point right?
These 7 easy steps Audience is the key of fake relationships made of lies, cheating and backstabbing by Nick West or Porter Gaffer as we all know him.
Actually Porter Nick told me a little tale of wonder when he was in dressing room to get his make up fixed for our test shoot. Let me have the luxury to tell you this lovely and interesting story:
Nick Porter had many, many females in a roleplay sim in second life. Many know where is it. No need to advertise. ~clap~ He always had this funny side where he left the sim and came back ;then left again when his drama spilled out; then once forgotten he went back like a doggy in heat on his knees. It is an endless circle jerk Audiance. In one of these days after Nick Porter left a naive female companion if his in vain ; he also left another female companion in vain as well.. Let`s call them ex-lover 1 and ex-lover 2. The important point in this one was that these two females were friends from same social group. In a talk they have ; they learn that both of them actually have been punk-ed by Nick Porter at the same time. Now what do you say to this Audience? He two timed two friends at the same time under their nose. Now that is the Nick Porter ; the playboy we despise! Please clap. ~clap clap~ When everything was spilled and saw sun light ; he of course had to lose face a little bit. But since he is shameless as always; he decides to get other females as a companions for the lonely cold nights he has to endure with his lover; his right hand Becky. And he does it. The 7 easy steps work like a charm as always and he manages to get two more females as companions in his fake life again. During their first encounters with his new lover let`s call her female 1 ; Nick Porter even takes her to one of his ex-lover 2`s skybox acting like he OWNS it. And when he is asked why? He lies about the roleplay. He says that they spent the whole time away from computer while in fact he has roleplayed with his new lover female 1 in that skybox that was owned by his ex-lover 2 ( that he cheated with her friend and his ex-lover 1 ) for 7 hours non stop and without taking a break. These fur of lies catch up with him soon. Another huge wave of drama licks all over him when two friends ; ex-lover 1 and two decide to talk it out with him and get everything sorted. He of course can`t handle that since he is not a real man Audience. He escapes.. Escapes by faking his death from the hands of his ex-lover 1. But he is also still in a deep relationship as he likes to call it with female 1. Once asked about his current relationship by his ex-lover 1; he completely lies. Of course you are going to lie! It is the fake playboys way. He tells that he is not together with that female 1 but at the same time he is playing most of the time with female 1 in a secret alt and tell female 1 how much he loves her everyday that the ex-lover 1 has no idea of that secret alt he has till those days.
Days pass and so does weeks. He continuously gets into relationships with females all over the roleplay sims he likes. He uses and trashes them like a rubber glove he used to fist his own ass. His relationship with female 1 continues as well as the ex-lover 1 in a friendly manner this time. He tells the ex-lover 1 that he has no relationship with female 1 over and over and feed her with lies; at the same time of course he feeds female 1 with lies about ex-lover 1 and their relationship. He manages to make these two woman hate each-other. Good for him cause they will never talk to each-other and none of his lies will be revealed as much as his shameful past he tries to keep secret like crazy from female 1. Then when he was busy with paying attention to other females; female 1 decides to give up on their relationship and dumps him for another love interest. He is filled with joy to know that he was able to get rid of female 1. But his acting picks up and he tells her that he still cares for her deeply. Female 1 thanks him and goes on with her life. Till the day comes and she finds Nick Porter going after his ex-lover 1 again. The hatred Nick Porter flamed between two woman rise again. Female 1 plots against Nick Porter to make him lose everything even for the rate of her telling him that she still cares for him like how he cares for her. It is quite amusing to watch the biggest mistake Nick Porter makes and literally is killed by his own gun. From now on Female 1 starts to feed him with lies about almost everything while she mocks with him deep down with her new love interest. Hatred turns into revenge; a revenge plot where female 1 tries to make him lose everything. During these times, other females surface from past. As past catches up it is actually seen that Nick Porter had more females he lied and cheated on than what is looked like and counted as. This tale goes on into a twisted, sick game where insults become everyday chores. Till the night; when Female 1 faces off with Ex-lover 1. They have a brief exchange in roleplay where so little left to have a disaster in between but tones down quickly since both of the females are actually mature and human first of all. This brief exchange changes into an IM conversation where they start talking about the problem in between.
And everything starts gushing out like a freshly found stream. They talk and talk about Nick Porter. They talk about how he lied and the true nature of his monster. They found out he was lying from the start about their relationships. Female 1 finds out that indeed the ex-lover 1 was a real lover that Nick Porter refused to accept every time and lied that they never had a real relationship. Ex-lover learns that Nick Porter was indeed together with Female 1 for all these times that he lied about not being together. They both learn that how bad he made them look like towards each other to make them hate each other professionally. He tell lies about what they say against each other. As a matter of fact if we say that if he had a 5 words in a sentence 4 of them were lies. They understand this by showing the conversation bits to each other and see proof with their own eyes. They both learn that this drama creator is the lowest human being that one can ever see in their virtual lives. They make peace and talk it out like mature human beings do. They come to be on good terms and say good day to each other with a smirk on their face. The very next day our 'hero' Nick Porter logs into his virtual life as he does all the time. To find two females sending him messages. And that is the time he knows he fucked up AGAIN. He has no balls to keep up; when asked for answers he does not give any. He runs away like a coward; like a little sissy that he always been. He runs away so hard; so hard that he thinks no one can catch up to him while his heels are hitting to his over sized ass as he run away.
Time passes and he thinks the storm ended. He tries to contact female 1 to ask a stupid question. He gets ignored and obviously and probably he tries to get in contact with his ex-lover 1 as well. When it comes to the number of his other ex-lovers... Only God knows the real answer Audience.
Now he makes a new tactic. He decides to show up ;where ex-lover 1 and female 1 both choose to stay active as roleplayer; in an alternative account. He is called Dylon Bravin know and thinks no one knows him. But he has one thing wrong; Everyone actually knows who he is. And he is in the verge of getting discovered Audience.
Does this tale end? I am not sure Audience. Nick Porter Dylon refuses to say more. But his red face gives him up. I can sense the shameless facade getting painted with that red color Audience. He is being disgusted by many many people in that place but he still keeps showing up thinking no one will discover who he is. Lying and trying to hide like a little bitch he likes to call it.
Beside from that tale.. How everything ends Audience? You thought it was gong to end? It is impossible for this tale to end as long as Nick Porter Dylon Kruger Guy Vincent Carter and many more is around.
Aside everything; and behind the avatar program; Don`t you think this is a lesson for everyone out there?
People like Nick Porter Dylon are called as Mary Sue! You hear it right. Mary Sue as in; a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as a wish-fulfillment fantasy for Porter Nick Dylon. Perhaps the single underlying feature of all his characters described as "Mary Sues" is that they are too ostentatious for the audience's taste, or that the he seems to favor the character too highly. The author may seem to push how exceptional and wonderful the "Mary Sue" character is on his audience, sometimes leading the audience to dislike or even resent the character fairly quickly; such a character could be described as an "author's pet".
Porter Gaffer Dylon Bravin Nick West is a completely fictional Mary Sue that the person that is lacking morals and humanly emotions and manners created to be himself in this virtual life called second life. He created a Mary Sue to live a life he never had in rl and wished to have; hungry for woman, sex, fake love and again fake love. He is too worried about what is going to happen to himself in roleplay as he is too immersed in his fake character and plays out whatever is wrong with his real self and what he will never be.
Females do fall for this trap thinking they are loved by a real person while that real person is only full of lies, betrayal and cheating but nothing else. he back-stabs them and betrays them with every action he makes or word he says.
Then this should be a lesson for everyone out there.. What a human male is capable of when he hates himself and wishes to be someone else in a virtual reality that he thinks no one can harm or reach to him since he can hide behind the computer screen and doesn`t have to face off the consequences of what he dares to do daily like nothing is wrong with him. What a person like Nick West is capable of doing in terms of lying and cheating to sell fake love to females he gets into his web to use them and trash them like nothing.
This should be a lesson for females as well ; that they should be more open eyed and not to believe the lies of a stranger that likes to send pictures of his male organ and likes to cum listening to females voice or see their pixel avatar getting fucked by his pixel dick.
All people beware of the people like Nick West ; Porter Gaffer and what a despicable, miserable , unworthy and a disgusting thing he is.
One last time Let`s recap of what has Porter Gaffer; Nick West or with the latest lame avatar he has as DYLON BRAVIN:
1- He cheated 7 females in secondlife in the last 1.5 year ONLY. I don`t even want to think what he has been doing during his whole almost 5 year history in second life dear Audiance!. He two timed ALL OF THEM at the same time -even sometimes it went to THREE TIMING. It is kind of like a group circle jerk audiance!
2- He lied to everyone. When I say everyone I really mean EVERYONE; Audiance. Even including HIMSELF. His every word was a lie especially towards the woman he ' LOVED '
3- He talked behind the women he ' LOVED ' to other women he ' LOVED ' at the same time. He called them stalkers and refused to accept he ever had relationship with them; let go that Audiance he even refused to acknowladge their presence when asked " Do you know this person? "
4- He backstabbed all these women he ' LOVED ' at the same time, to make them look stupid and tried to turn them against eachother by lying that how much they hated eachother to hide his real character.
5- He STOLE MONEY from these women he ' LOVED ' he made them buy things for him when he made himself look pathetic by saying things such as " Ah I really want to but -insert product name here- but my paypal is not working / but my credit card is not updating / but I can`t etc " Of course you guessed right; he never paid them back even though he said " I will pay back once I get money " And when he really got money he was buying a new 'ring set' for another lover he had instead of paying them. And if you had a little artistic ability he made these women he ' LOVED ' make his profile pictures in photoshop by working their ass off and putting in quality and updated those pictures by themselves when he NEVER offered to pay that little 10 L in their place. Which should be considered as a quite rude action even though ; these women he ' LOVED ' wouldn`t take that 10 L from him anyway.
6- And a never ending story Audiance. He will always be at it again when he takes a hold of another dumb ; foolish or a naive female. And shamefully all these females will believe him .. Sad Audiance; So sad. And even if they see his true colors ; even if they are told his real face that they STILL continue to be his 'LOVED' one so to speak; they are indeed fools Audiance. So maybe they deserve a spanking that comes from our so hard sleazy fat belly baldy Nick; Porter; Dylon that loves to act like he is someone else cause he doesn`t have a character!
We recieved a fan letter; from female lover no 13:
Dear Nick; Porter; Dylon;
How is your mama and papa?
Tell them that We are all sorry that it didn`t work out and they got you as a failure son to endure all this shame on your behalf. Maybe they remarried to have better children and didn`t have to see you anymore after kicking you out. But forgot to toss you to the recycle bin during the process.
May you be ;
Rest in hell.
The female you cheated, lied, backstabbed and screwed over # 13.
PS: Sorry your dick is not big as you always wanted it to be. Use a better enlargement product than your own maybe it will work other then boosting your non existant ego.
~RIIIING~
~RIIIING~
AH! It is THAT time again.
We came to an end of our hit program Behind the AVATAAAAR. Today`s marvelous cheating liar guest was Porter Gaffer aka NICK WEST.
We wish him some manners and hope he won`t burn in hell too much for all these sins he has. Of course not to forget that hopefully he gets some brain from somewhere and plants to his head to get clever to get some capacity to understand the real consequences of that he has done and continues to do. Do not lie too much next time Nick West. And try to have a real character if you can ever manage in the future!
See you Audience.
Stay well next time.
And if you really want to know the real identities of everyone in this stories; ask Nick West or Porter Gaffer or Dylon Bravin himself.
~Audiance claps and whistles hard till the lights go out and the darkness fills the program set~
